Right, let’s get this straight: If you’re spending more on fancy coffee than on cybersecurity, you might as well leave your front door wide open with a big neon sign that says “Help Yourself.”
Your Priorities Are… Questionable
Look, I get it—nothing quite gets you through the day like a £4 flat white with just the right amount of froth. But if your company’s IT budget consists of a couple of antivirus subscriptions and a vague hope that hackers will “go after someone else,” then mate, you’re in for a rude awakening.
Because while you’re sipping on your artisanal single-origin espresso, some 17-year-old in a basement somewhere is figuring out how to drain your bank account.
Security Costs Money—So Does Being Hacked
Let’s break it down:
- A decent cybersecurity setup? Costs a bit.
- A data breach? Costs a fortune.
- Your reputation after being hacked? Priceless… because you won’t have one.
And when it happens, no amount of caffeine is going to wake you up from the nightmare of explaining to your customers that, yes, their personal details were stolen, but on the bright side, the office Nespresso machine is working a treat.
Get Your Priorities Straight
Cybersecurity isn’t a luxury—it’s a necessity. And if you’re still spending more on oat milk than on firewalls, then honestly? You deserve whatever’s coming.
